TIM BOYLE (TUA CHAPTER II)

TIM BOYLE (TUA CHAPTER II)

By Muntradamus

BEAST DOME NATION.

You have been on this Tim Boyle journey since last season with me when I came out of the closet as a Tim Boyle Truther since 2018 when I saw him as the 4th or 5th string QB for the Packers beating legends like DeShone Kizer (Notre Dame) and Brent Hundley (UCLA). Then leveling up and beating out Jordan Love as the backup to Rodgers (2020), then Zach Wilson Top 3 Pick, and now he is the backup QB to Tua.

I wrote last weeks article before the game on Sunday. Tim Boyle got an entire second half with the game tied at 10 to get his first NFL win. First drive went smoothly. Nice throws moving the ball down the field, but a stupid FB Dive on 1st and 10 in the Redzone with Ingold was a Fumble and the Colts recovered. McDaniel is a moron.

Second drive for Boyle, bad run play lost two yards on 1st down. Incomplete on a close side line pass, and then on 3rd and 12 nothing there so Boyle had to throw an incomplete unless he wanted Achane to get killed by two defenders. Punt, and the Colts took the lead 13-10.

Third drive, Boyle drives the length of the field into FG range, McDaniel calls a FB Dive on 3rd and 3, they are stopped short. Stupid playcall. Sanders misses the FG, he is no good anymore he misses too many kicks.

Colts drive kill a ton of clock, kick a FG and take a 6 point lead. With with 1:51 to go, Tim Boyle has to drive the length of the field with no timeouts. He starts with a completition to Tyreek Hill, his first catch of the game. Tyreek stars jawing with a Colts player instead of lining up, Boyle has to grab Tyreek and tell him lineup! Boyle completes a pass to Washington and Jonnu, all of a sudden it is 1st and 10 at the Colts 32 Yard Line!

Then McDaniel has Boyle run a quick screen to Achane, who does not get out of bounds, Boyle kills the clock. Then on 4th and 2 from the 33 yard line with 29 seconds to go. Tim Boyle drops back looks at Washington, sees he is clearly covered, and for some reason just throws the ball away as opposed to making a play with it being 4th down. McDaniel comes up to Tim Boyle on the sideline, and Boyle looks like he is arguing and complaining to McDaniel. Post-game conference, Boyle says, our coaches have to be better as well as our players, taking a page out of his mentor book Aaron Rodgers, and tries to make the team accountable for the loss, and not Boyle. Which is true. One bad throwaway does not result into why the Dolphins lost this game.

End of the day, Huntley and Thompson are hurt, so the Dolphins cannot waive Tim Boyle because they certainly probably would have otherwise. Not saying Huntley and Thompson are better, just saying how the Dolphins love those two other guys for no reason at all.

Which leaves us with Tim Boyle as the likely backup QB to Tua, unless Skylar pretends he is healthy with broken ribs. I will be watching every snap of that Dolphins game, almost as if it is a horror film. Anytime Tua gets. hit, everyone’s heart will stop hoping he is able to get up. Then our hearts will start beating again.

It is a Tragedy Tua is going to play.

One big hit and a lot of current kids, and future kids will never play tackle Football. Waivers on Waivers will have to be signed, they may even ban tackle football for a certain age group. The fact Tua is not going to wear a Guardian Cap is RETARDED. I wish him the best, but having Tua play is equivalent to watching a human be a Test Dummy in a Car Crash.

This will likely be the real last article I write on Tim Boyle in Miami.

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